My First Stolen Traffic Cone

Starting out in life Icona had many dreams about how her future could be.

But life as a cone was not easy. Adolescence hit her hard.

She kept working the streets. Using her body night and day. The stress took its toll. When we found her she was on top of a bus stop.

Here comes the happy part of the tale. WE RESCUED HER! She took her first ever ride on the tube. The lovely man at the barriers didn’t even make her pay.

For the first time in her life, Icona had a home. She slept in a bed (the flowerbed). She was fed breakfast (by the squirrels).

Alas, such blissful happiness could not last. She had dreams, big dreams.

So one morning she packed her bags. She was off to Sweden to form a band…

The End